Oh the things I have seen.
I have seen a church girl defiled in the back of a borrowed Cadillac.
I have seen beautiful breasts with a Master’s Degree.
I have seen grown men curse their friends.
I have seen the top open at one hundred miles per hour.
I have seen a young girl with raccoon eyes.
I have seen Rachel on TV.
I have seen all this yesterday.
What will I see today?

Yes, I know I ripped off the above format, and I don’t even have the common decency or the memory to say from whom.